Hey Ron - -

Steph told me she wrote to you - Explaining my life of late Great eh? LOL

Basically my relationship with my Father so I have told him to go far away LOL Fast like hahahaha

So I am coming over to the Cloverdale Rodeo I want to see Loverboy ((yeah yeah showing my age HAH)) And the fireworks of course

Hey would love to see you there... Or you could be a Dear and give me a Ride on your supersonic bike back to the Ferry Terminal LOL That's not too much of a Commitment, is it? My commitment-phobic pal. I am done trying to get into your Pants - - Probably disappointing anyways ROFL So friends it is... A ride on your What is the crazy name for your kind of bike? Oh right, Steph just said Crotch-Rocket LOL Well at the last concert I went to i.e. Ace Frehley (of my ALL-TIME favourite band KISS) he had a song Rocket Ride So I could listen to that on my IPOD as we ride screaming to the Ferry terminal LOL

So I will be staying at Narda's 604- She no longer has a Cell phone so can't give you that number no longer (I lost mine in the move LOL 900$ in one month OMFG lol) Talking to my Father YEP And did he offer me Oh never mind that was a long time ago.

I would ask for your number But you have never offered so I have clued in "He's not that into You." Story of my life Which bugs me and ends me up here in with the Other Loonies ROFL

I am in for 72 hours which runs out tomorrow night at 930 p.m. Exactly so I will be home Sunday Don't ever O.D. They throw chalk down your throat and it gives you first Constipation ROFL And then... Well a very active Body ROFL

Isn't my email fun?

Well my life will only improve from here. Since I have told my reason for my Angst to go far away ROFL

Well other news? I am attending summer classes at M 94 average ((Because I have NO LIFE this time around ROFL)) No sex = FANTASTIC flippin' grades ROFL

Holiday long weekend from classes. Yayyyyyyyyyyy

So I am home Sunday if you want to call that would be Fantastic But I am already hearing your email reply; I was at my family's I could not get to a phone - I am now finding you Flippin' Hilarious But I have clued in You are NOT interested in Me or Want to get naked or any of the fun stuff I immediately thought of when I watched Ron Brown walk into the meeting. Or rather even before you walked in - - I knew you'd be all wrong for me from the get-go because I have dated your kind like a KaZillion times before The guy with the LOUD CAR LOLOL Oh Gordon had a Great time teasin me With my Ron Crush LOL Hey I have Ron's phone number Should I tell him you want to.... Of which Gordon would get a Pillow to the head And it was a COUCH pillow because him and I were bestest pals. He was like my Big Brother I never had. And I was his lil sister he could Bug Incessantly LOL Then his Girlfriend met me and said Her .... are too big No more hanging out LOL I was like OMG ROFL lol

Well the food sucks, thank god for ONE FRIEND lol And Bandit still lives. hahahahah Thought you would enjoy that news LOL Right now Steph said she left him sleeping on his balcony wicker chair I bought him his own chair Both for inside and outside Wait inside I bought him a flippin futon LMAO He took that over HAH

So Ron I wish I could have seen some action with you - - But I would settle for a hello and glad to see you STILL ALIVE LOL And a zip/fast bike ride to the ferry or whatever Or ice cream en route... Or hangin out at the concert/fireworks Bring your Bro I can't believe there's another male Brown in the same family HAHAHAHA Thought you'd be an ONLY child ROFLLLLLLLLLLL

Oh I am blonde now Been wanting to do it for years finally have. Oh wait the real truth is I don't want YOUR exact hair colour LMAO On a guy it's distinguished on a Girl? It's OMFG UGLEEEEEEEEEEE hahahaha

Or you can zip over here on Sunday and come see my pad YEAH RIGHT Like that is going to happen I can hear your mind working as you read that LOL From here I can't I have to spend time with my family LMAO Safety zone; that family. Ahhhhhhh, my comeback to that is this - - Me thinks Ol' Ronnie boy is flippin' scared of liking the Char-chick who is so flippin honest about her f'd up life and that she is up-front with telling you that she likes you and wants to... again and again and again. My gut reaction is that Ron has set his mind to Not Like Anyone Because Ron ONLY gets Hurt and Forget That LOL And it has nothing to do with me And so Me thinks you should get over your Ex and let one Female IN your world For a Ms. Right Now HELLLOOOOO I'd like to apply LOL Sort-of like a Steppin' Stone hahahaha

Who am I to talk LOL I'd jump my ExDave in a heartbeat Before he'd even finish saying HEL-jumphisbonesimmediately-LO lol But that is the Only man that I can say that about ROFL What is it about him that I would do that? He is Familiar and that is a Safety Zone.

Unfamiliar CRAZY territory is SCARY but it would start off with Ron knowing Char thinks Ron is damn handsome ROFL And thinks he has a small PeePee and that is why he is consistently hiding it from me ROFL Okay that last part Steph told me to write hahahaha I've told her about the Ron dude.

Altho I regretted I did not invite you back to my place when I had that champagne bottle LOL FULL but I was following the Group's Rules Don't get Involved LOL Blah IDIOT ME Oh wait? What did I miss out on? Oh right a Small PEEPEE LMAOOOOOOOO

Yeah Big Penis Holder Zoom over here on Sunday hahahaha Yeah right you can't navigate/afford the ferry etc etc You have to spend the weekend with your family etc etc Here's an offer You show up Sunday? I will pay for the ferry back AND DINNER on the ferry which is like the cost of the ferry ride ROFL So you lose nothing because you make it back, capeche? LMAO You won't so I will include my address Road Bandit and I will be sunning in the garden out back Listenin to Loverboy ROFL Getting primed for the concert hahahahaha

I wake up at 11 on Sundays - - Sleep in day - - So that means that you would have to catch the 9 ferry to surprise me while still in bed LMAO I awake slowly LMAO So not a morning person And having not had slept for 72 hours

I have a 4 poster bed and it's a king-size and it would even more-so dwarf your dwarf-size PeePee giggle

Stephanie thinks I know how to flirt. I said No worries Ron is predictable. I invite he says no. To each and every invite. So I could tell him anything Because I am safe on so many levels Can't get pregnant ROFL She is like How the hell do I know that If he's not interested I said I don't know how that came about/Don't remember but know that LMAOOOOOOO

Well sorry for the journal/book But when you have meetings all day long of asking questions an email gets the same treatment

So hope you are well and I expect the 2 line Very safe email from Ron Brown "because you are not THAT into ME"

LMAO Small PeePee One? Definitely NOT my LOSS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Charlene
On her laptop still in her pj's LMAO Fun to be crazy at times LOL