What I am Looking for In a Man...

Let me ramble for a bit...

A real true man, not one that full of sh*t

Eyes of blue, green or brown -

One that barely ever frown(s)...

Must love Dogs, have a sense of humour

Oh please don't be a loser and still live with his Mother!

Full head of hair, with a grin of the sly -

Pretty boys, developed into beautiful men - I don't understand why

Men that shop, men that love coffee

Are the ones for meeeeeeeee...

Must love dogs, oh I've said that already -

Oh and a bit easy

**GIGGLE**

Love hockey, cycling and gardening

Oh and collecting, art and cuddling...

WHERE FOR ART THOU?????????

Oh right Lance is now Single - But come on Could Lance REALLY handle a Canadian Gal??? With a warped sense of humour? **GIGGLE**

P.S. All replies answered, with a photo (your photo gets my photo)

Don'cha just love a demanding female such as I?

It's all good... And better if you are truly out there!!!

Only reply if you can spot the MOSAIC artwork in the 2nd photo **SMILE** Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh, just love drawing attention to my own art pieces **SMIRK**

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN I CANNOT

ATTACH PHOTOS TO MY BLOGS HERE?

Makes my blogs DAMN BORING :(

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... For some reason I can no longer post PHOTOS here?? PMOFF royally.

Okay the photo I wanted to post was one of Will "Dr. Evil" on BigBrother7. Totally adore the guy. Except OMG Whiteman? HAHAHAHAHA

Here is my take on BB7 So far - From a single gal's perspective -

Will "Dr. Evil" Like him - I'd date him in a heartbeat - If he ever makes it up to Vancouver, B.C. CANADA, I'd definitely invite him out for a LARGE Strawberry Margaretta. Definitely!!

Except why is picking on Poor Howie so VERY much? Howie doesn't not deserve 1/2 of the verbal abuse Will is inflicting his way. Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Liked Will wayyyyyyyyyyyy better WITH the tan. But he still has the biting witt and sarcastic ways, so ya know it's Dr. Evil "in da house."

I like his look, his sarcasm, and he plays the game EXACTLY how I would, if I was in the BB house. Exactly. Lie, lie, lie to win. N/P. I also love his hair, if I was in there, I would be begging Will to style his hair, over and over and over. But then again I think that I am almost fetish about men's THICK hair. Love it. All my men, of substance, have had awesome heads of hair.

Will? If you just happen to read this? Comment how I can get ahold of you "We'll do lunch."

Kaysar -

Wow for looks alone. He is above me in intelligence, I think. If I were in the house, I would be watching him very closely. And would make an alliance with him, because he has WINNER! Written all over him. Smooth, suave and kewl, Kaysar. Love his hair too. Like that he has let it grow longer. **WICKED GRIN** Just beautiful in appearance. His smile? Would be my undoing. If he were needing my vote? That smile would convince me to follow his lead, wherever he wants me to go, vote and be. HAH. Yeah, I'd be an easy one to sway his way, just one grin away. HAH.

James? Like him. Except for his eyebrows. They bother me. Too trimmed? Is that it? But he'd be a guy I'd hang with, talk to, confide in and share laughter with. He'd be my FWB. Perhaps several times a month. **SMILE** I'd hang with him and enjoy being naked with him. HAH. Long term? Zero, but I'd enjoy the "ride."

Howie - I just adore. But which sex does he prefer? Or does Howie have sex? HAHAHAHAH I think he is a Jedi Knight that has absconded from sex - He is "above" all that messiness. I do love Howie. I would be his faithful lapdog. The way Howie follows Will around? I would be following Howie around. Just for the next manic bout of laughter.

Howie reminds me of this good looking guy I followed around in High School. Charles Shilliday. I was in Grade 9 to Charles' Grade 12. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I ADORED CHARLES. I would take hundreds of photos of him and he'd just shrug it off, like "Oh another day, another 1000 photo of ME taken by Char, day." HAHAHAHA Man, I adored Charles. Don't think he ever took it seriously. Dunno why, but yah, like Howie is following Will around and naming all the things he likes about Will. Yep that was me for Charles. CHARLES SHILLIDAY WHERE FOR ART THOU?

Janelle - Fun - Love her, a winner. I'd hang with her in the house. Just 'cuz. To be in the "Winner's" Circle/Clique.

Jase - Bothers me Bad. So flipping Gay or deep in the closet wanting to be forced out. Marcellus should do him in a porn someday. In those coveralls. 'Nuff said there. Nope wouldn't look twice at Jase (even tho his bod is a male god's) he just screams Help me out of the Closet, PLEASE!!! BLAH.

So who would I date? Be with long-term? I would be with Will. 'Cuz I've always had a badddddddddd weakness for the boys with the bad streak. Yep streak of EVVVVVIL. So Dr. Evil? Ever visit Vancouver? HELLLOOOOO

But then again James, want a FWB? I'm there for ya. HAHAHAHA

And Howie? Come Party in Vancouver and we'll check out all the beautiful people of Vancouver. And I would love your ongoing vocalizations of Vancouver. Yep, GOFORIT all Howie. I would love to hang with ya!!!

Kaysar? I would just love to make an entrance with you, to ANY party in Vancouver. Because how do I compare? To such male beauty? Like would anyone be noticing me? HAHAHAHA Like comeonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... But I would LOVE that moment of Entrance. In a tuxedo (him, hahahaha) and me in a long dress with sparkles... YEP would love that moment with Kaysar. Besides does Kaysar date? LOL Never read if he did hahahaha

There's my 2cents so far with BB7. Yep addicted. SADDDDDDDDDDDDDD hahahaha

Okay today was an extremely bad day for me - I just seemed to hit a brick wall of Self-depression and Sadness.

Then I began surfing the channels of TV - & It showed that this week Lance Armstrong is going to b on a late night talk show this week...

And just that news stopped me from Crying Immediately.

Why the tears? Because I was hurt that Jeff had his CD out and has had his CD out for approx. 21 days and have I received one? Or 10? No. Nadda. It hit deep.

Lance Armstrong twists into this in this way for me...

He is everything that I desire in a man. Strong, strong-willed, I love to look at him - He has every physical trait that I have always liked in a man - Yes ever since my very first date - That hairstyle turned me on. Lean facial features. Lean of build and a badness about him.

I have met Men before that seem out-of-my Hemisphere. Before.

As of this day, I AM making this the goal, by my 40th Birthday (or ON my 40th Birthday) which will be March 16th, 2007 I would like to meet Lance Armstrong. I am going to write to Talkshows and tell them of my goal.

What is my Goal? I am going to Meet Lance Armstrong. Why should I meet him? Because I am going to be 85 pounds lighter, by my birthday and for my Gift of doing so - I am going to meet LANCE ARMSTRONG - I am going to ride around Stanley Park with Lance Armstrong after I have successfully LOST THE WEIGHT.

Starting tomorrow a.m. I am going to monitor the weight loss and daily write to Lance Armstrong.

He fought the disease of Cancer - I am going to fight the dual diseases of obesity and depression.

Here is my first plea to Lance Armstrong;

Dear Lance Armstrong -

I have read your books and my favorite quote of yours is:

"I rode and rode, & I rode. I rode like I had never ridden;

punishing my body up & down every hill I could find...

I ride when noone else would ride."

-Lance Armstrong

(accompanied by Johann Bruyneel, trains for his first Tour de France after cancer)

If you can come back from Cancer, lying in a bed, day after day - I can get on my treadmill (& 5 other excecise equipments featured here in my home) and change my diet (BIG TIME, pardon the pun)... Drink 10 glasses of water/day and Live Strong!!!

Look at my pluses, instead of supplicating myself to men that are not worthy of my breath, never mind my time.

First my hair colour change, then my attitude change and now - I have 9 months to a re-birth!

I am going to write you a letter (I found your snail mail address online to a Texas address) and I am going to write, actually pen you a letter - And tell you how you have inspired me. Stopped me from a Doomsday Depression.

Tell you of my dream - to meet you on my 40th and to tell you where. Stanley Park, Vancouver B.C. CANADA. March 16th, 2007. 4 p.m. I would be extremely honoured for you, Lance Armstrong to join me in a bike ride that day.

After I have lost 85 lbs.

Right now I have Nothing. Single, animals that love me. Solo and have been solo (no MALE relationship for like forever) but that is going to change from this day forward.

My blog now has a name Lance LIVESTRONG Armstrong. He is my armband, to health. Lower cholesterol and lower blood pressure.

Thank you for being such an inspiration Lance, to me.

Good night, for now.

Ms. Charlene Sieffert

Well, well. Another day, another blog.

First off, lead off with a good joke. So here's one:

Yikes that is supposed to be a VIDEO lol

Let me see if it is...

Oh other note? After sending that email to Jeff, his reply? I will get back to you when the CD is out. NICE. NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...

Charlene Ann

hahahaha I just wanted the picture... never mind the contest blurb...

won a cd recently - entered the contest because of the cutey ON the cd cover (i am officially a "DOW" - dirty ol' woman LOL) as i surf the net i find out that the cutey was born AFTER i even grad HAHAHAHAH omg

but the cutey is teddy geiger... and his cd is AWESOME!!!!! IF you get a chance to buy or burn his cd - DO SO!!

besides being a CUTEY beyond compare - he looks like all the boys i dated at that age BIG TIME - and talented!!!

the song i love? beyond like control? FOR YOU I WILL (CONFIDENCE) omg i am not one to have the confidence to tell someone how i feel? but "for you i will" niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice - in a good way.

he is a beauty - true, but his talent will keep him touring, i think, for many years to come. now that i know "who" he is? i definitely WILL go see him - damn missed him this time around GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and the tickets were only 13.50 lol next time around will probably be 42.50 lol

teddy???????????? love ya! a DOW fan, fer sure!!!!!!!!! (as i listen to the cd for the 3rd time lol)

charleneann

FOR YOU I WILL (CONFIDENCE)

lyrics - T. Geiger, B Mann

Alright yeah

I'm wandering the streets in a world underneath it all

Nothing seems to be

Nothing tastes as sweet as what I can't have

Like you and the way that you're twisting your hair round your finger

Tonight I'm not afraid to tell you

What I feel about you

CHORUS:

I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have

For you I will for you I will

Forgive me if I st-stutter

From all of the clutter in my head

"Cuse I could fall asleep in those eyes

Like a waterbed

Do I seem familiar

I crossed you in hallways a thousand times

No more camouflage

I want to be exposed

And not be afraid to fall

CHORUS 2:

I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have

And cannonball into the water

I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have

For you I will

You always want what you can't have

But I got to try

I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have

For you I will, for you I will, for you I will

For you.

If I could dim the lights in the mall

And create a mood I would

And shout out your name so it echoes every room

That's what I'd do

That's what I'd do

To get through to you

CHORUS2

For you, I will...

Hello Jeff -

I read online that your RedCell cd has been released but I don't get any copies - NICE. So I asked for 10 - (I promised same to peoples). You can, mail them to me (since you OBVIOUSLY don't want to see me PHYSICALLY?) to: Vancouver, B.C. V5X 4V7

I ask you out - you are always busy - One can only come to one conclusion - Yet I would like to be your friend? Yet I get a closed door every invitation?

Last invitation I get the message back that you had friends over - You've never invited me over "into" your world - Nice, again.

Just a few questions that girlfriends toss at one - When girlfriends get together. Why hasn't he invited you over? Even as a friend? NICE. Was the resounding word.

Was it because we had sex? That was or is a big no-no in Jeff's world - so the female no longer exists once such a thing occurs? Yet I said Yes to your statement that you would like to be friends - Yet you are always BUSY. Yeah I am wondering over here.

You've got my telephone number - Email address, etc etc Yet no initiating contact from you. WHY? So no even to friendship? You are not the man I "saw" you as??????? Initially? Where is that smiling Jeff? That I liked IMMEDIATELY? HIDING? WHY?

Always goes back to why. I have chopped off all of my hair and its all curls and blonde. LOL It's above my ears and angled at the back. God my neck is so white.

For the month of July I have a transcriptionist job so I am in Vancouver until the 21st, weekdays. I am mobile tho after 5 (I want to buy a new car & this job pays good so I might have a new one end of July).

Was I too messy? Too fat? Too what? That I am not even worthy of what? Jeff's friendship? ZERO Feedback from you, gets these rambling emails. Love ya Hun was and is a joke. Love is expressed in ACTIONS in my world. Like being a Friend. Hanging out.

Okay I am confused. Want to hear from you, want to receive 10 R/Cell cd's one signed. Oh is that where Love ya came from? I wanted the CD signed that way.

A man not of his word. NICE. Is my girlfriend's overall conclusion. Said you wanted to be friends hangout - hasn't occurred - Promised cd's - not received. So you are labelled NICE. But we are "just" disposable Island girls. Right? My feelings are not worthy of a discussion. Friends, I thought we would have had a BLAST, I think?

Your new blonde friend, (we did it this a.m.)

Me

I know I "sound" pathetic" in this posting - But I had CONFUSION in any form. I like everything "in its place". WTF is where I am left with this guy. So yeah, I post THIS.