) Gone on a blind date and married him/her.

(X) Skipped school
I did not do this UNTIL my 18th Birthday which was March 16th, so Grade 12. I can even remember who with; Craig Gallant. We went to a nearby Bar and he ordered 18 shooters each - - And said, SHOTGUN!!! So off we went. I remember the next class after lunch break was Art class with Mr. Tory Ceasar (His REAL name) and just buzzing, then English/Poetry with same teacher and buzzing some more. Then a free period, which I **think** I roamed the hallways, giggling incoherently, searching for My Romeo, Where for art thou Romeo/Craig LOL

( ) Watched someone die

(X) Been to Canada
Born & Raised

(X) Been to Mexico

( ) Been to Florida

(X) Been on a plane
First time was when I was like 2 years of age. As my Father was an accomplished Pilot. He will tell you about me climbing, or trying to climb into his lap, as loooooved My Daddy. And in his lil' plane, the landing gear was positioned in the middle between pilot and co-pilot Insanely stupid spot??? And somehow at what? 300? 500? Miles per hour? All of a sudden the tires are down? Well me flew like a football, as Daddy tried to stop us all from continue to plummet to our demise. HAH

And I wonder why I am still scared FLYING. Yep white knuckle flyer me. I think it's cuz I have ZERO control.

(X) Been lost - But it's an Adventure. You never know what's around the corner! Just like real Life:)

( ) Been on the opposite side of the country

( ) Gone to Washington , DC
I really DO NOT want to do this!

(X) Swam in the ocean
Given. I live on the West Coast of Canada. Ocean is like 2 blocks away. i.e. Within walking distance.

(X) Cried yourself to sleep

(X) Played cops and robbers

(X) Recently coloured with crayons

(X) Sang Karaoke
I love to do the song The Name Game and Improvise. I think I do wonderful LMAO Otherwise, if I had wayyyyy too many, I will ask some TRES CUTE fella to sing Summer Lovin' ((From Grease)) LOL

(X) Paid for a meal with coins only?

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?

(X) Made prank phone calls
This was with my brother. When you had rotary phones. The one I remember is as stupid as can be. I got my brother to phone a KFC and ask (only if a girl answered) Do you have Breasts? She would say Yes - - Can you describe them to me? If she described the meat? He would say? No, what size? Please? Firm or soft? Usually by then the phone has been hung up in disguist. Okay it's funny when you are PRE-TEEN or STUPID or both LOL

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
Only one person on this planet can make me do this. My cousin Cheryl-Lynn. Immediately. Upon her saying Hello. Hi. We never get to the next word. That is Our Hello. Laughing until lots of fluids come out of our nose or one of us pees our pants (okay that was always just me) or gets the hiccups (that would be her) which would cause me to convulse all over again.


() Caught a snowflake on your tongue

(X) Danced in the rain �
fun, fun, fun This is the West Coast LOL Rain Forest extreme.

() Written a letter to Santa Claus
I read too much as a Kid. Never was a believer.

() Been kissed under the mistletoe

(X) Watched the sunrise with someone you care about
From various locations MMMMMMMMMMM, yes, indeed.

(X) Blown bubbles �
it has been a while

() Gone ice-skating

(X) Been skinny dipping outdoors
Once when I was about 16?

(X) Gone to the movies



1. Any nickname?
Too many to mention. As I love to "give" knicknames, I have been christened as well.

2. Mother's name:
Biological Mom; Edith, "Chosen" Mom: Jan ((Long story)) But then, isn't life???

3. Favourite drink?
Coffee licquers or strawberry margarettas.

4. Any Tattoo's?
One.

5. Body piercings?
Not at this time, but thinking about it...

6. How much do you love your job?
In school, currently.

7. Birthplace?
"Winterpeg"

8. Favourite vacation spot?
Mexico

9. Ever been to Africa ?
No.

10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner?
Of course.

11. Been on TV?
Yes, several times. And no, NOT America's Most Wanted hahahaha or Cops hahaha

12. Ever steal any traffic sign?
Yes. Slippery when Wet - - > That MUST be the Most stolen sign??? hahahaha A Chelsea Street sign for Chelsea belles (my step-sister)

13. Ever been in a car accident?
Yes

14. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle?
2

15. Favourite salad dressing?
Oils or vinagearette.

17. Favourite number?
69 or 2469 hahahaha

18. Favourite movie?
Tons. But JAWS can watch that movie over and over AND still be scared.

19. Favourite holiday?
September long weekend. It always feels "like" the start of something new.

20. Favourite dessert?
Anything chocolate and with coffee. Or it's called SexInApAN mmmm Good.

21. Favourite food?
Mexican or Greek or my cooking LOL

22. Favourite day of the week?
Early Morning Sundays

23. Favourite brand of body wash?
Changes often.

24. Favourite toothpaste?
Baking Soda toothpastes.

25. Favourite smell?
Just after it rains, a man, Jovan Musk, Vanilla, coffee, food cooking... slowly... Okay I love the smells of life!!!

26. What do you do to relax?
Bubble bath, play on the computer, phone friends, write friends, art, walk my dog, travel, bike, email

27. How do you see yourself in 10 years?
Neither as broke or as single.

28. How many siblings do you have?
One 1/2 brother (Same Mother, different Father), one step-sister (inherited her when Father remarried)

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!!!!!!

Well I am planning to sleep over at your place WITH Alan and "Let the Games Begin" HAHAHAHA

Warning Warning HAHAHAHAHA

2 of My Favourite Men in a House and MARK the ever pleasant host will supply... STRAWBERRY MARGARITTAS galore, yes?

Okay I have never asked you this - But in my mind, I have been with Mark a kazillion times (NOT drinking coffee) So that goes to the Question of IF you and I were to sleep in a bed? There would be ZERO reaction? For you? So I make a Char move Which Would probably be Chasing you around your bedroom until you lock yourself into the bathroom HAHAHAHAHA You'd have like zero reaction?

Okay now I KNOW you are laughing out loud at this email, as you read this, BUT... I have never "been" with an outNout Gay male before. Okay closest? A bi-sexual male and we were together on alternate (or as he called it "alternative" weekends LOL) I didn't care he was fun and cute and made me laugh and was my exact height. I met his man, and he met me. D'arcy What a joke. But ultimately my Alternate/Alternative weekends ended as he chose the D'arcy BLAH

But back to the Immediate question. I have zero knowledge in this. So forgive the stupidity of this question. So in my life's fantasy I've had 16 Mark babies. And Mark chooses GAY life UGH. I actually cried. BASTARD you So I can curl around you and make a totally stupid play and Mark does NOT react? So ZERO reaction to girl boobies? And "other" accessories? So I curl around you and begin to play and NOTHING? Okay I can hear the laughter from here AS I TYPE THIS.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I HATE YOU

hahahahahaha

Because I love you so.

I phoned one of my best friends out here and told her all about you. That I met you when I was four. There is a picture I have, that Mom/Edith had the DECENCY to send me. But remember the stairs at your house in Winnipeg? Well you and I are sitting on the bottom stair. Wait YOU are on the bottom stair and I am one stair up from you. You are in a VERY cute little suit and I am in a dress (So it MUST have been Sam and Edith's wedding day - - when else was Lil' Mark in a suit OR SHOULD I SAY CHARLENE IN A DRESS AND RIBBONS IN HER HAIR?) Can't RUN in a dress. At least not PROPERLY hahahaha One must RUN when near Mark J. hahahaha Well back to the photo. I am looking down at you intently - - And holding your hand, (VERY LIMP HOLD I MAY ADD - - > yours NOT MINE lol) And you are holding a piece of cake and staring soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo intently at that cake. The expression on your face says it all, When will this GIRL THING go away so I can eat my DAMN CAKE????????????

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT PHOTO It says it all for the next 13 years of our life. HAHAHAHA I was not even aware you even had a brother HAH Or there were other male creatures in Tuelon hahahaha Oh one of those brothers tried to reach down my top once I nearly broke his nose. Then ran away then came back and said Okay I MIGHT kiss you IF you get me a KISS WITH MARK FIRST Might as well have 2 trying for the same goal hahahahahaha Obviously it never went so well. You probably kissed him. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH K, boys? Was that their names? I would have guessed those 2 would have been boyfriends. But with each other They gave me the Creeps actually.

But back to the question at hand. Zero reaction? Or rather, YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH A GIRL? i.e. Full all of the fun? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh But then again I can flash my boobies at you and NOTHING? okay break my heart AGAIN hahahaha Be nice. But I really don't know the answer to this QUIT LAUGHING you are such a bastard hahahahahaha

So me in the middle, Mark and Allan (cuz Allan follows Char everywhere) He's my Faithful Love. Yeah back to the Biography' God Hates Me - - BAD. If I wasn't with Mark "cousin" I was with Allan REAL c, But he was chasing ME lol But I had my head and heart determined to be Mrs. J.

Okay when Jim and I broke up I was shattered and I "dated" a girl for 3 months. And when it escalated to further than a Kiss, I almost vomitted. And she was a hot lil' Miss. So I KNOW Me likes the Boy/Men on this planet. So back to my question - - Just men?

Although it would be a hoot to watch Allan ROFL Nooooooooooooooooooo, Noooooooooooooooo - Bad Charlene hahahaha Oh let's make the whole city of Winnipeg shake - Let's call Jim in a drunken call Hey Come be my 4th LMAO Yah get this Jim is training to become a correctional officer for the Jails Yeah Jim how far is he from Enjoying being the 4th??????????? Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Poor forgotten Char LMAO 3 guys and Char drinking her Margarettas LOL

Yeah that would be the Video HAHAHAHAHA

But answer my questions AND QUIT LAFFIN' SO YOU CAN TYPE A REPLY

I've never asked you this EVER all this time. And I want to stay over and I want to see Marky In my mind you are blessed. Why? Because God Hates Me. . . BAD. hahahaha

16 kids. That's all I wanted hahahaha All tall and tanned and great runners hahahahahaha Could you imagine? What they would have been like? HAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay now I am laffin hahahahahaha I would have wanted all boys. And my luck THEN the GAY gene would have come around anyways. So Gramma Char? Not bloody likely hahahaha

Okay but in all seriousness, I do want to stay at your place, I am sure Allan will be hanging around, he's never far away when Char is in town - Sort of our story, in reverse LOL

But the other reason, I am in Winnipeg is my Daughter is graduating. No I've never told anyone on Edith's side about her - I put her up for adoption when I was 20 ? 21? Thereabouts and her adoptive family said she is graduating in August. So I am going to go Witness. Watch. And no you are not welcome to come along. Because if you said Oh look she is short like you. I WOULD kill you. Because Baby-Daddy was a small guy, but a cute ass LOL And blonde curls and eyelashes and rode a bike LOL Everything I had never been with - - Ever before. But that did not work and I opted to adopt. I did not want a Welfare baby. So if you EVER repeat this to anyone I will deny, deny, deny. I christened her Jessica but that is not her adoptive name. She has my curly hair hahahaha His lips, and eye lashes and quite cute. ((No Jim was NOT the Daddy))

But no one will know. Not even Allan. Because he is a Talker when he Drinks. So don't at all want THE FAMILY to find out. Ever. So that is why I am ot telling you what Day I am arriving. As I will need a Day Downtime. Capeche?

Okay back to the scenerio of Char in the Middle and Mark on one side and Allan... So you are not even remotely aware of ME? **sigh** I know the answer to that. UGH.

Altho IF I could get a picture of the first time you kiss Allan that would be a keeper. Because Allan I can't see being the Aggressor. Wait. I've never thought it thru really LOLOLOLOL I've always been the aggressive one where Mark J. was concerned hahahahaha I can't even begin to think what your MOVES are like OMG HAHAHAH I have always just been the one on top The one kissing, the one touching THE ONE BEING DOMINANT I have never thought of What the hell is Mark Like? HAHAHAHAHA

I would gladly videotape OMG that would be a tape to keep in MY HOUSE hahahahaha

Okay too much weed hahahahaha

Guess cuz to me Winnipeg IS my 2 favourite Men in the world. You AND Allan to bring you 2 together would be freaking hilarious hahahaha Whatever occurred or not. HAHAHAHAH

I can't see Allan saying Yes to you kissing him HAHAHAHAHA Do you say yes? ROFL Sheeeeeeeeeeesh I've been with 2 men and Me twice but they were NOT gay and I got allot of attention so me wuz happy hahahahah Ohhhhhhhhhhhh one guy was my fantasy for like 2 years so to have him say okay Was like WHAT? With???? ME? OMFG Yeah right So when I leaned forward to kiss him I was ready for him to say PSYCH lololololol And the other guy to say something equally assinine hahahaha And the other time? Was a drunken blur ROFL And happened so quickly that it was like it did not occur. Okay they were young and quick to the draw LMAO Hence the ONE time hahahahaha

Okay aren't you glad I finally burst forth with all of this? Okay answer me. If you don't I will fly there SOONER than August hahahahah

Charlene

HEY SEND ME SOME PICTURES OF YOU

I have one that I have enlarged of you IN MY BEDROOM hahahahaha It's you in a jean jacket (open) no shirt and cute as can be and the Mark smile. It's very noticeable in my bedroom and everyone (like there are SO many INTO my bedroom OMFG not) asks WHO IS THAT? My cousin. Ummmmmmmmm, he has no shirt on. Yeah we were close growing up.

Yeah IF I REALLY told them the TRUTH

SIGH

GOD HATES ME

BAD

hahahahaha

okay I am putting this into my blog LMAO I have a blog online, do you? I would love to read YOURS hahahahaha Get into Mark's MIND rather than his pants would be a new THOUGHT/IDEA for me hahahahaha

Oh yeah I never knew an ED you are such a bad liar LMAO Last name?

Is he your age? Did he walk like a Cowboy? Like bull-legged? Okay DON'T go there hahahaha You are such an idiot. He knew me but I was never with anyone but Jim and one other guy in High School Jim got all the aggressiveness that you turned away HAHAHAHA Poor dude did not know what hit him LMAO Or why HAHAHAHA Nothing like unrepressed lust or is it unexpressed lust? Wait no I told you enough times.

Man I can remember those weekends hahaha

Me: Hi Tracey - - IsMarkHERE?

Tracey: Yeah he's over - - -

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Wow that girl could fly hahahaha

Okay I've missed you Love you lots, send me lots of Mark photos.

Oh you told me once that you flashed a girl ONCE in a hot tub I just want to tell you how many times that has festered in my brain. Hence this email. HAHAHAHA

I know you dated Girls in High School and took one to prom, right? Did you kiss her? Them? Whatever LOL So you've never got NAKED and down and sweaty with a girl? So I curl around you and NOTHING?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay that deserves another joint to be rolled hahahahaha My mind can't comprehend Mark not making the babies hahahahaha

Love you forever and ever,

Charlene

Well I just thought that I would Contine This Journey of Mine...:">

I am going to treat this as a Just Write about Me...

With the Goal of that Someone Male, will read this and Think - - > Hey this Girl Rocks and I **MUST** Meet Her!!!!

I am very honest with my Goal here That I would like to meet someone that... Yes, "rocks" my world, in his own special way...

Could that be you?

Read on and decide....

It hit me today, one of the quirky things that I missed about being "In" a relationship... As in my 20's I lived with a Very Delightful man named James Curtis Baldwin, D.O.B. November 17th, 1962 I believe??? And that I originally met him in High School. Actually he was my First "Everything" First deep soul wrenching Kiss... First concert together; David Bowie "Glass Spider Tour", First Car Date... First parking...

Let's see? (We were together my Whole High School years, I think? Wait maybe not, Grade 11?

First time parking? He had a Mission. We would always meet at the Country dances (he never picked me up, as my Parents UTTERLY detested him) and so I would ride TO the dances with my bestest buds of Chrissy and Cathy Hill (twins) and sooooooooo much Drunken fun. LOL

Then I would "ride" home with Jim (Dances ended at 1, we would leave before 12 LOL) I never left with anyone else - - Until Grade 11 ((Jim's choice of breaking up)) He would drive until he found "The Spot" Then we would jump into the backseat Him first, always, and then he would reach for me, saying some lame ass thing Like Boy is it sure Cold back HERE. LOL I would land literally on his lap hahahaha

Jim introduced me to Sex. But he was Soft and gentle and talked me thru it all. Always asking first, if it felt good. To a Virgin? EVERYTHING feels good.

Did we talk? Ever? I doubt it. I do know that I told him I loved him thousands of times. Or that I loved This or Him or it all. He was the first to touch my nipples. Other than my own exploratory times in front of the mirror. Looking at the "new" Nipples. Not with the same Interest he had, doing the same thing HAHAHAHA

He lifted my skirt and inserted his finger, while he kissed me and moaned my name. And forever more, that move would "get" me IN the mood. Together, never separately. LOL Finger, moaning, kissing. Oh yeah.

He introduced me to blow jobs - - I loved the tastes of him, the smells of him, the way he let me explore every square inch of his body. Remember, this was all shockingly new to me. It was just me and my brother growing up and never did the two of us ever explore or see each other indecently. Oh wow, NO. So I was just ecstatic as Jim let me play, touch and talk to him and ask him if he liked when I trailed my lips down his chest... Did he like me to nibble anywhere? And everywhere?

Each weekend date was the same - - But we never met every weekend I never knew "when" I would see him as I was younger than Jim by 5 years so when I was 14 he was 19. Okay that sounds very wrong LMAOOOOOO But we were necking and touching and exploring and never had intercourse until I was driving so that became 2 years of VERY heavy petting.

But wow - -

How did I digress to that? Yes - - I miss the Touching of Living together. Or the doing of chores together. I find as a Single person that Cleaning SUCKS. When Jim and I lived together, the magic words were Hey I will .... For You IF you help me .... And I don't remember Jim ever saying no As his choice was usually SEX for the barter HAHAHAHAHA

So yes, I moved in with Jim after High School and No. It did not last.

Last I knew, he got married to a Hag hahahahaha Can't recall hr name. He has 2 kids; one of each and he says that the boy looks slightly like him. Too bad, cuz Daddy HOT hahaha Around the ears he said. Ears? I can't remember his Ears but I do remember his Hands.

Hands turn me on.... Strange thng to have turn one on But certain way Thumbs are formed, do indeed, turn me on. Like a big First Thumb knuckle. Okay I'm making Zero sense now.

I remember the playfulness Jim made washing linens. Bedding. It became an erotic, dance everytime... Do you want this sheet? Rip it off of my big red cock LOL And I would say Hmmmmmm, Do I need that particular sheet? Or should I use another? And the games would begin... Making the bed, long forgotten, lovemaking taking its place.

First time room-mates/lovers is the best time.

But I want that Excitement again, of knowing someone is there.

For me, with me, Because of Me.

Why did it not work out with Jim? This Love of My Life? Do 1st loves ever work out? The odds are against, you, yes? Mainly because I always had the "feeling" that he was "looking over my shoulder" for something "better/smarter" Just better than Me. That I was not His "One" Ugh. And the secondary reason is/was he was bound and determined to move back to Manitoba and I love the West Coast of Canada. Manitoba was BADDDDDDDDD memories only for me. BAD, yes, with a capitol B.

I am looking for someone that cocks his head and "watches" me walk towards him, everytime I arrive home. Is that too much to ask? Like he had been Waiting for Me. To return. The excitement is There. Constant. Of Us. Beginning Anew - - again when I return.

Okay Love is Complicated for Me.

Of what I am searching for.

Did this entry help at all: LOL

CharleneAnn

Hey Ron - -

Steph told me she wrote to you - Explaining my life of late Great eh? LOL

Basically my relationship with my Father so I have told him to go far away LOL Fast like hahahaha

So I am coming over to the Cloverdale Rodeo I want to see Loverboy ((yeah yeah showing my age HAH)) And the fireworks of course

Hey would love to see you there... Or you could be a Dear and give me a Ride on your supersonic bike back to the Ferry Terminal LOL That's not too much of a Commitment, is it? My commitment-phobic pal. I am done trying to get into your Pants - - Probably disappointing anyways ROFL So friends it is... A ride on your What is the crazy name for your kind of bike? Oh right, Steph just said Crotch-Rocket LOL Well at the last concert I went to i.e. Ace Frehley (of my ALL-TIME favourite band KISS) he had a song Rocket Ride So I could listen to that on my IPOD as we ride screaming to the Ferry terminal LOL

So I will be staying at Narda's 604- She no longer has a Cell phone so can't give you that number no longer (I lost mine in the move LOL 900$ in one month OMFG lol) Talking to my Father YEP And did he offer me Oh never mind that was a long time ago.

I would ask for your number But you have never offered so I have clued in "He's not that into You." Story of my life Which bugs me and ends me up here in with the Other Loonies ROFL

I am in for 72 hours which runs out tomorrow night at 930 p.m. Exactly so I will be home Sunday Don't ever O.D. They throw chalk down your throat and it gives you first Constipation ROFL And then... Well a very active Body ROFL

Isn't my email fun?

Well my life will only improve from here. Since I have told my reason for my Angst to go far away ROFL

Well other news? I am attending summer classes at M 94 average ((Because I have NO LIFE this time around ROFL)) No sex = FANTASTIC flippin' grades ROFL

Holiday long weekend from classes. Yayyyyyyyyyyy

So I am home Sunday if you want to call that would be Fantastic But I am already hearing your email reply; I was at my family's I could not get to a phone - I am now finding you Flippin' Hilarious But I have clued in You are NOT interested in Me or Want to get naked or any of the fun stuff I immediately thought of when I watched Ron Brown walk into the meeting. Or rather even before you walked in - - I knew you'd be all wrong for me from the get-go because I have dated your kind like a KaZillion times before The guy with the LOUD CAR LOLOL Oh Gordon had a Great time teasin me With my Ron Crush LOL Hey I have Ron's phone number Should I tell him you want to.... Of which Gordon would get a Pillow to the head And it was a COUCH pillow because him and I were bestest pals. He was like my Big Brother I never had. And I was his lil sister he could Bug Incessantly LOL Then his Girlfriend met me and said Her .... are too big No more hanging out LOL I was like OMG ROFL lol

Well the food sucks, thank god for ONE FRIEND lol And Bandit still lives. hahahahah Thought you would enjoy that news LOL Right now Steph said she left him sleeping on his balcony wicker chair I bought him his own chair Both for inside and outside Wait inside I bought him a flippin futon LMAO He took that over HAH

So Ron I wish I could have seen some action with you - - But I would settle for a hello and glad to see you STILL ALIVE LOL And a zip/fast bike ride to the ferry or whatever Or ice cream en route... Or hangin out at the concert/fireworks Bring your Bro I can't believe there's another male Brown in the same family HAHAHAHA Thought you'd be an ONLY child ROFLLLLLLLLLLL

Oh I am blonde now Been wanting to do it for years finally have. Oh wait the real truth is I don't want YOUR exact hair colour LMAO On a guy it's distinguished on a Girl? It's OMFG UGLEEEEEEEEEEE hahahaha

Or you can zip over here on Sunday and come see my pad YEAH RIGHT Like that is going to happen I can hear your mind working as you read that LOL From here I can't I have to spend time with my family LMAO Safety zone; that family. Ahhhhhhh, my comeback to that is this - - Me thinks Ol' Ronnie boy is flippin' scared of liking the Char-chick who is so flippin honest about her f'd up life and that she is up-front with telling you that she likes you and wants to... again and again and again. My gut reaction is that Ron has set his mind to Not Like Anyone Because Ron ONLY gets Hurt and Forget That LOL And it has nothing to do with me And so Me thinks you should get over your Ex and let one Female IN your world For a Ms. Right Now HELLLOOOOO I'd like to apply LOL Sort-of like a Steppin' Stone hahahaha

Who am I to talk LOL I'd jump my ExDave in a heartbeat Before he'd even finish saying HEL-jumphisbonesimmediately-LO lol But that is the Only man that I can say that about ROFL What is it about him that I would do that? He is Familiar and that is a Safety Zone.

Unfamiliar CRAZY territory is SCARY but it would start off with Ron knowing Char thinks Ron is damn handsome ROFL And thinks he has a small PeePee and that is why he is consistently hiding it from me ROFL Okay that last part Steph told me to write hahahaha I've told her about the Ron dude.

Altho I regretted I did not invite you back to my place when I had that champagne bottle LOL FULL but I was following the Group's Rules Don't get Involved LOL Blah IDIOT ME Oh wait? What did I miss out on? Oh right a Small PEEPEE LMAOOOOOOOO

Yeah Big Penis Holder Zoom over here on Sunday hahahaha Yeah right you can't navigate/afford the ferry etc etc You have to spend the weekend with your family etc etc Here's an offer You show up Sunday? I will pay for the ferry back AND DINNER on the ferry which is like the cost of the ferry ride ROFL So you lose nothing because you make it back, capeche? LMAO You won't so I will include my address Road Bandit and I will be sunning in the garden out back Listenin to Loverboy ROFL Getting primed for the concert hahahahaha

I wake up at 11 on Sundays - - Sleep in day - - So that means that you would have to catch the 9 ferry to surprise me while still in bed LMAO I awake slowly LMAO So not a morning person And having not had slept for 72 hours

I have a 4 poster bed and it's a king-size and it would even more-so dwarf your dwarf-size PeePee giggle

Stephanie thinks I know how to flirt. I said No worries Ron is predictable. I invite he says no. To each and every invite. So I could tell him anything Because I am safe on so many levels Can't get pregnant ROFL She is like How the hell do I know that If he's not interested I said I don't know how that came about/Don't remember but know that LMAOOOOOOO

Well sorry for the journal/book But when you have meetings all day long of asking questions an email gets the same treatment

So hope you are well and I expect the 2 line Very safe email from Ron Brown "because you are not THAT into ME"

LMAO Small PeePee One? Definitely NOT my LOSS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Charlene
On her laptop still in her pj's LMAO Fun to be crazy at times LOL

hey jeff - - that is REALLY too bad - - once upon a time you asked me why i thought you were your age and never married/etc etc then i did not have an answer because i was just enjoying the physical beauty of you and enjoying your smile and wanting to be with you again... here is my feedback to you, and i mean this as someone who will always care for you... and i am always here for you... in every way, and that will never change... but here is my feedback... you can't handle someone CARING for you... you are so FREAKING SCARED of the LEAVING ((of the other person and you being HURT DEEPLY by that leaving)) that you don't LET someone IN... at all...

well handsome one, i believe that I am someone VERY special 4U and yes, I will continue to write to you, be your fan, and demand cd's from you and come to your performances, and ask you out and stay in touch, to prove to you THAT YES someone CAN CARE for Jeff Rabjohn... That ONLY YOUR SMILE makes someone else's world BETTER when you just smile their way... and yes, that someone is me... When you want to take that step... Of daring to care for another, DEEPLY... I know I would enjoy being with Jeff Rabjohn,

there you go...

You are my HandsomeJeff that is in a little box, of scared-to-care-ness But when you want to break out of that box? HELLO...

Oh other news?

I did two banners for the City of Nanaimo and they won awards the other day. Kewl eh? Oh you can bid on them, if you want? And you can BE MY FAN for a change LOL Hmmmmmmmmm? Nanaimo Art Gallery . com All one word of course; charann is the artist is me In case you are getting your fan letters confused and your MILLIONS of fan letters and women LOL

Well handsomeJeff, I AM your fan, and friend, and fWITHbenefits LOL anytime LOL Just call and I am like flying over to Vancouver like Yesterday... Because NJ is a very caring Jeff and should be known much more often... Why? Should you choose me? Because when I look at you, when I am with you... I don't notice any other... You ARE special... To Me.

And I am ... and I can offer you never a boring a day, and we would never be poor and you can be my naughty rockstar and I can be your naughty stripper LOL And you can write me ballads and I can make sculptures of you and I can play with your beautiful hair and never would I make you cry... That I could promise you. Easily. Because I would very happily curl around...

You.

But you Must...

Be open to Caring...

For me... and taking that first step...

I am much happier now and you would like me much better as the me of today. More Me.

Visit. Call. Talk to me Jeff, communicate. Dare.

Yours,

Charlene
& Stinky Dog Lives still LOL

oh and there's a cat now too; Meow-Meow and she's a ragdoll kitty and she's shocking beautiful too. Longhair and BIGGGGG blue eyes. Fluffy love she is.

DREAM TIME

Okay I was hangin' with the band HEDLEY, especially with Jacob ((pictured above)) And we were just having lunch, backstage and Jacob was up to his usual hiJinx, and I was working on his hair, coloring it; blue of all colours...

When a young girl interrupted us, by tapping me on my left shoulder, and I dropped one section of his hair as I turned to the young girl; teenager.

She threw a liquid at me and too late, I realized that it was ACID as I felt it burning my skin immediately.

Jacob jumped up, grabbing a bottled water and tried to rinse my face, before it continued to do more damage.

Minutes later I stepped closer to the mirror and looked at the damage. Even the whites of my eyes were red and burnt.

My face was a hideous mess. I just continued to stare and wonder, why????

Hello -

The purpose of my group is for me to be NO longer Single.

I am a Single, Multi-race Female and I reside on Vancouver Island.

If your brother, cousin, uncle, ex - - etc. etc. **IS** the one for me - - Please correspond!!!!

What do I like in a mate? Sense of humour IS a must. **Must Love Dogs** Art, gardening and overall, good looking. LOL

Height? For me is not an issue. Neither is weight. As good things come in all kinds of packages!!!

I almost have a fetish about Salt'n'Pepper hair...

Some of my interests; Art (in all of its avenues) I love to do mosaic art, and gardening, with equal passion. Cycling, 4X4ing and discovering/travelling all over B.C. and/or Vancouver Island. Coombs is a MUSTDO every summer!!!

Currently, my best pal, is my Dalmatian. He is a cutey!!!

Passions of mine? Personal motto? You will never get "it" UNLESS you ask!!!

I perform as a Singing Telegram Artist, and have been doing so since 1994.

His career? I almost have another Fetish of Men In Uniform - Me thinks it was watching Officer and a Gentleman ONCE too many times? Okay, yeah I can quote it verbatim **GIGGLE** And yes, Richard Gere is rather fine in my books as well...

My friends are important to me, and I am a true friend, thru thick and thin.

I am yes, not a High Maintenance gal, but rather a High Energy gal... A Pisces, if you follow that sort of thing...

I love the ocean, snowboarding and nature. On a lazy Sunday a.m. you would either find me cozed up in my 4poster bed ((which was handmade of West Coast driftwood)), sipping either cafe mocha, or cappucino or curled up in front of my potbelly stove on my deck, on my overly pillowed deckchairs.

I am the gal next door with panache. Best feature? ((I have been told)) is my eyes; dreamy blue or electric blue.

IF you are the One for Me, WRITE!!! Or if you know of MY NUMERO UNO, send me his info!!! Or send him this info...

I have tons more of interests and can type 98 w.p.m. so IF a friend is met, :)

Group name: Think_YOU_are_the_One

Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Think_YOU_are_the_One

Group email: Think_YOU_are_the_One@yahoogroups.com

okay i REALLY do NOT understand life...

recently i met someone...

the reaction was IMMEDIATE...

we began to chat/text message, in fact...

i began with a thank you, as he was a delivery man... and i thanked him for such a HANDSOME delivery, which was a large boxful of incense...

we flirted back and forth, him asking in his first message, which rooms were the incense used in?

mmmmm, the heated bathroom and the bedroom of course!!!!

oh yes??? tell more, and with ALL the **EROTIC** detail

and off we went...

texting a ton for the next 3days...

"SEX"ting, I am thinking it is now called?

then another day he arrived... with flowers in hand, and his beautiful smile...

then i noticed in our very erotic touching, a tan line,

in the very least of erotic places;

his...

ring finger

UGH

married and so it stopped

i can't believe my reaction to this man? i am in circles, confounded and everything...

my heart has not stopped pounding, my lips are still swollen from his passionate kisses

and there you go,

me single, he is...

NOT

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

BadBoyBrent... is sooooooooooooo SEXXXXXXXXXY in his tight jeans, furry chest and bewitching eyes; green which seemed to glow when they glanced my way...

never again...

ohhhhhhhhhhh

become single brent and wander my way;

easy enough solution ROFL

**SIGH**

people come into your life for a reason, a season or ...

WHAT was I to learn from this? that my engine can ROAR ???

GREAT

not...

Mike Big Mike,
all sexy 6foot4 of you...
It seemed like we met, from the very 1st day that I moved this way...
I became smitten, immediately, with your sloppy grin, opening arms, and chicken legs...
I crawled right into those huge arms of yours and believed your words, every time, you detoured my way.
Especially the last night...
That you swung your sloppy blue van, into my driveway...
You promised me jacuzzi, marble fireplace, 4 poster bed, a night of sex, laughter and drunkeness - - Abigails' at it's best...
Yeah - -
Being Stood Up is Fine. Great. Devine.
NOT.
When your engine is purring from another night, of hot promises and wet showers, bubble baths, and words of desire.
You are incomparable, unique and Devine.
And I believed.
Every word whispered, and spoken, by your swollen lips, of desire, covered by my hot lips of wantoness.
Mmmmmmm, and I dared to want - - More.
I believed.
Mikey? All 6foot4 of you?
A 2nd chance IS yours
VALID FOR THE FIRST WEEK OF JUNE ONLY
The backdoor or sliding door will be open and another night of sex PERHAPS on my deck, beneath the stars of summer, is yours, once again, and lets make those baby practicing moves...
My luck it would be twins, as teasing, playful, and smooth as their daddy...
But I am willing to Go4It if you are...
Detour my way, this week alone, and all those naughty thoughts of yours ARE yours, today, tomorrow, and always.
Mmmmmm, chicken legs and all, me likeeee U.
Just sign me;
22.
P.S. Where's that icecream and kahlua BABY? lol