Okay I have made the resolution with creating this blog that I would write for 10 - 30 minutes every day...

To "journal" my life's journey - If not "For My Eyes Only" Like does anyone else ever read a person's blog??? Just curious about that...

I am going to just "freeflow" and type.

Today... For me...

MAJOR PMS Day... How do you know that I am PMS'ing? My replies are tart... Usually they are "witty" today tart, to level of abrupt (on the fine edge-ness).

Things that piss me off... I am broke... Which I am only seeming to dig myself into a deeper hole every day BLAH My best friend is an agoraphobiac... Great for us socializing LOL I am over-weight... I attract men that are "closet queens" My daily sleeping partner is a...

Dalmatian...

Wow, so far, this PMS'ing rant sounds like a great stand-up routine for a closet fem-bot. Sheeeeesh.

Who says Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh? Like other than me?

I moved to Vancouver to take over the World. The acting world that is. Have I? No. Why the fuck not. I am cute HAHAHAHA

Must be my biting wit. Yeah, that's it.

I need sex. 1900-pleaseIneed-2-getlaid. HAH.

22 minutes left to type.

Sent out 300 - no better not elaborate that. Might get replies on here of why I should not do such a thing.

Okay let me fantasize...

If I was the last woman on earth and ABLE to produce off-spring... Who would I desire to be the Last Man on the Earth? Matthew Mcconnaughey. Definitely. Great teeth. Good height. Those eyes you can swim in - no wait drown in!!! And he seems to be a good ol' boy. With a touch of the stoner in him. :) Yeah, we'd have very cute off-spring.

In-between Matthew beating on his bongo drums. HAH.

19 minutes...

Thought for the Day Today - Don't camouflage your assets. Cute...

1 Man + 3 martinis = I am a Fox. HAHAHAHAHAHAH Better thought for the day. Yes I am sure that I was very attractive to Jeff the other night as I fed him alcohol. **EVIL GRIN**

Next week I have decided that I am going to replace "sex" with working out. Since I am currently NOT having sex, ANY amount of working out is a GREAT WORKOUT. I think that is how that logic works, right? So I am going to be an awesome babe in no time!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's 11:44 p.m. and I am faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaading.

Let me find a picture to end this with...

Oh, why I don't bungeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...